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Comic Con is like any electronics show in the world. Booth Babes can pass for sexy cosplayers any day. The smell of latex, Revlon, and sweat is as addicting as newly designed silicon, plastic, and steel. The enthusiasm of the fans is palpable. There are plenty of electronics and gadgets on site (though in Comic Con most of them don't work . . . like that lightsaber that guy is toting). Fans, from Twilight die-hards to Whedonites and Marvel zombies, are as devoted as Apple worshippers and fanboys.
She could pass for a cosplayer easy . . .
If I was at Comic Con San Diego, I'd bring along my meager equipment and do the following:
1. Set up all my Logitech and Genius remote webcams on all the booths so I get to record and watch Henry Cavill as Superman, the Marvel Comics panel, the "Lone Ranger" trailer, and take high-definition photographs of Mila Kunis, Michelle Williams, Jackie Chan, and the cast of Expendables 2.
2. Ask Summer Glau which Linux distribution Cameron (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) runs on . . . and then tag her with a Spider Tracer so I can stalk . . . ahem . . . find her later.
Someone from the future should send a Terminator to kill her boyfriend
3. Dress up as a Microsoft Surface tablet and hand out fliers for Windows 8.
4. Ask Zachary Levi if he can troubleshoot my Android Jelly Bean update and then ask for an autograph if it crashes.
5. Disguise myself as Peter Parker and get into the audio/video room, plug in a LiveUSB Knoppix and use it to copy all the previews and trailers for Oz, Iron Man 3, etc. while remotely uploading them to my DropBox account.
The security at Comic Con is tighter than I thought. . .
While I'm at it, I'll take photographs using my Canon and laugh at people who use their iPads, iPhones and Transformer tablets to take photos.
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